Hiyo, time for more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, poke and prod the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.
Let's take a gander at what on-line translation websites do to Patti Page's classic "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window," shall we? (Watch video here.)
1 Waggley Cable
How creative is that dog?
1 waggley cable.
How creative is that dog?
I hope the dog is sold.
Our trip to California,
my dear,
poor and alone,
is required. If you are,
be it: a dog,
and dogs at home
that are unique.
I read in the papers
that a thief is a
torchlight the darkness.
I protect him,
to scare away
the bark of a dog should be.
I do not like bunny or kitty.
I do not want a parrot talks.
I do not like small fish bowls.
I will not be walking gold medal.
How creative is that dog?
1 waggley cable.
How creative is that dog?
I hope the dog is sold.
