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Babelfishing Poetry: "I Fought For The Right Party"

Babelfishing Poetry: "I Fought For The Right Party"

Hello! Would you like to see some more Babelfishing Poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, revise the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem? You would? Well, you're in luck!

So, today we Babelfish the breakthrough hit of those naughty but lovable goofballs the Beastie Boys, "Fight For Your Right To Party" (watch video here).

I Fought For The Right Party

Wake up late for school.
People do not want to go.
You can ask your mother, "Please!"
But still, they say, "No way!
You missed two classes before!"
It's work, but he declared
the class teacher is an idiot,
like you.
Are we right to fight for the party?

I got a pop-up cigarettes.
He said, "No way, hypocrites!
This is a two-pack-a-day cigarette."
People who live in houses like this draw.
Now, your mother threw away
the best mag pornography:
brassieres. Me,
the party's combat strength
of the right.

Step out of the house.
Do not dress.
If you cut your hair at home,
you'll kick. Your mother said:
"It's that noise." Oh, Mom,
I'm just jealous, timid man!
I fought for the right party.
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