pahavit (pahavit) wrote,

Babelfishing Poetry: "Five Bad Guys (Annoying Man!)"

Babelfishing Poetry: "Five Bad Guys (Annoying Man!)"

Hello! Lovely to see you, thank you for stopping by, and wahoo, it's Friday already. Hooray!

And Friday means more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, tweak the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.

Janet Jackson's (that's Ms. Jackson if you're nasty) 1986 hit, "Nasty Boys" is the subject of our Babelfishing experiment this week (watch video here).

Five Bad Guys (Annoying Man!)

and thinking bad thoughts
in the film.
A man can be better off.

This is true,
I would say that.

Not bad, not bad, boy.
Five bad guys.
Bad, bad man,
please never change.
Five bad guys.

I do not like bad girls.
I do not like bad food.
All I want is a nasty nasty home.
And this is not it?
"Yeah, I know," he said . . .

Bad, bad, bad
for me to provide a home.
Bad, bad boy, please
see me and move your body forward.

I can learn
as well as information.

If you want me to answer,
I'm not afford to relax and,
well, I just want
to admire the door.

My name
is on the east side because of
this privacy policy.
My name
is about to end.

No, the child's name
is Janet.
Misujakuson is, if it is bad.

Hi! Am I a bad idea?
Annoying man!
Out of the car in the bad?
Annoying man!

Who is hated fruit?
Annoying man!
Interference in the wrong channel?
Annoying man!

Where is she?
(Which means "no annoying man.")

Five bad guys.

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