September 6th, 2013

Babelfishing Poetry: "Eraser Does Not Do Anything"

Babelfishing Poetry: "Eraser Does Not Do Anything"

Hello! Would you like to see some more Babelfishing Poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, tart up the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem?  You would?  Yay, you're in luck!

Here's Weezer's 2005 hit "Beverly Hills" (watch video here).  Enjoy. 

Eraser Does Not Do Anything

I'm a big guy.
Obviously, this part of the car
feeling a little dangerous.
Me and my friends are incredible.

I went to school.
Barbie Molly, a woman.
What's this? I'm a man.
Eraser does not do anything.

Beverly Hills.
This is what I do.
Beverly Hills,
Mobile Bay.

Remember the actress?
Sum and clean,
and clean;
the focus is always on.

Who wants to live?
I am a king
in the shape of the pool.
There is a good neighbor.

I have a master's degree in the poor FOL.
I'm always right.
I know my life:
Video game star.