Hey-ho, here we go, all aboard for Kokomo! It's Friday and time for more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, poke and prod the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.
Everybody dance! This week we're doing the "Hokey Pokey"! (Read lyrics and listen to cheesy instrumental version here). Dance along -- you know you want to.
I Am In Prison, Hypocrites
Put your feet right of the right foot.
Put the right foot and get rid of it.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
Put your left foot, then place the left foot.
Put your left foot, and get rid of it all.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
Adjust the left and put it on the left.
Adjust the left and I explained everything.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
Put your nose, put out his nose.
Put your nose. Do it.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
You do it again, and put it.
You put it all back, people.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
Put your head in your head.
Shake your head in all things.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
Imagine yourself completely, you can own the whole.
Imagine yourself completely and get rid of it all.
I am in prison, hypocrites.
And turn yourself around, this is everything!
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