OK, boys and girls, ready or not, it's time for more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, convolute the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.
"Carolina Moon" was a #1 hit in 1928, and it is today's Babelfish (watch video of the One Man Barbershop Quartet performing the song here). Enjoy.
Carolina Statement Is Ambiguous!
Carolina moon is shining! Maintain!
Zain, illuminate me!
Carolina door, ansiando AM!
We want the web site!
I hope to be able to go
to the pane on the right!
Of course I said "Please!"
I was sorrow only, and therefore he said,
"Carolina statement is ambiguous!"