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Babelfishing Poetry: "You Are A Constant Death Pig Rat!"

Babelfishing Poetry: "You Are A Constant Death Pig Rat!"

Hello!  And how are you lovely bloggity people today?  Great, I hope.  I am eagerly awaiting delivery of my power wheelchair next week.  So to tide us over until then, here's more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, randomize the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.

This week's feature is Emmy award-winning writer of songs about food and animals Parry Gripp's short but catchy and cloyingly sweet (and possibly annoying) novelty song apparently written for a Guinea Pig rescue group "Cavy Corner Guinea Sanctuary" (watch video and click Show More to read lyrics here).  Enjoy. 

You Are A Constant Death Pig Rat!

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I help my friends in the procession.
Jane Leo Wild Boar.
Sometimes it's too small.
You need Big love.

If you want,
Bob Bob Bob will show up.

Good dolphin food for a pig.
Sometimes it is cool.
Leave a great love.


You are a constant death pig rat!

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