Babelfishing Poetry: "The Beer Is Drunk And Playing Cards!"


Hello! FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEEE!!!!!! ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!  WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!  Here comes some more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, revise the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.

Here's Elmo and Patsy's lighthearted holiday song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (watch video here).  Enjoy. 


The Beer Is Drunk And Playing Cards!

Barclay Granny,
on the way home from the Dacheg's house Christmas Eve.
Or, perhaps, like a Santa said,
but we are dad and I am the prince's jester.

There are so many drunk some nog
and straightway attracted to him.
But if your player that medication,
the door saw him standing snow.

They started to clean Christmas morning.
Now apply this first attack.
He is happy the poison he prints
I downloaded only onto Christmas back.

You are all proud of you.
Fruit is good.
Will I see the football?
The beer is drunk and playing cards!

I am a friend, and partly divided by the neighbor.
The Present keeps the status quo.
Start a detention.
Always guide the car guy and elves.


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