I saw this at Snail's Tales.
What is the wallpaper on your computer?
An egret in flight.
How many televisions do you have in your house?
Three, none of which are watched.
Are you right handed or left handed?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
An appendix, a fibroadenoma, 5 wisdom teeth and a suspicious mole.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My late cat Patrick. At his heaviest he weighed 22 pounds, and in his 6-pound cat carrier it was a herculean struggle to get him down 2 flights of stairs and down the block to my car to go the the vet -- not to mention getting him back up 2 flights of stairs on our return.
Have you ever been knocked out?
By general anesthesia, yes.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
What color do you think looks best on you?
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I swallowed a button once.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for a million dollars?
What is in your left pocket?
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I don't know.
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Last person who texted you?
Last person who called you?
Last person you hugged?
Brian Eno, "Thursday Afternoon"
Why are you asking that?
First place you went this morning?
What can you not wait to do?
I'm not in that much of a hurry.
Do you smile often?
Are you a friendly person?
I'm a curmudgeon.